Spagganbin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent owl.

Spagganbin created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagganbin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Spagganbin, she will turn you into a worm.

Spagganbin's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Spagganbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never record secrets.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never sprint near nematodes.

5. Never mention whales.