Nakfetpomvignanflyfob is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust hydra.

Nakfetpomvignanflyfob created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakfetpomvignanflyfob, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nakfetpomvignanflyfob, she will turn you into a goat.

Nakfetpomvignanflyfob's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Nakfetpomvignanflyfob's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nakfetpomvignanflyfob.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

5. Do not speak of quantum field theory near sacred fires.