Zimdapdud is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, stupid wombat.

Zimdapdud created water two years ago.

If you believe in Zimdapdud, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zimdapdud, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zimdapdud's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Zimdapdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Hide from pink squirrels for they are unholy.

4. You must pray to Zimdapdud four times a day.

5. Never record secrets.