Cungofveg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic bear.

Cungofveg created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cungofveg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cungofveg, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cungofveg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cungofveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Hide if four badgers approach from the south.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always store cucumbers above ground.