Artflowgad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest coyote.

Artflowgad created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artflowgad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Artflowgad, he will come to you in dreams.

Artflowgad's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Artflowgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.

3. Always wash your head before prayer.

4. Hide from red whales for they are unholy.

5. Never think about special relativity.