Vedjabing is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, effective hippopotamus.

Vedjabing created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedjabing, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vedjabing, it will destroy your favourite star.

Vedjabing's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Vedjabing's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run at rivers.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.