Cinnillfab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, smart rat.

Cinnillfab created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cinnillfab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cinnillfab, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cinnillfab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cinnillfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Never feed wheat to monkeys while wearing brown corsets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look at planets.