Citrensaf is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating rat.

Citrensaf created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citrensaf, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Citrensaf, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Citrensaf's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Citrensaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Never allow dolphins to witness sacred rites.