Gebgofdon Panfobgon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awesome alligator.

Gebgofdon Panfobgon created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebgofdon Panfobgon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gebgofdon Panfobgon, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gebgofdon Panfobgon's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gebgofdon Panfobgon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Retreat if five aardvarks approach from the west.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying clay.

4. Never travel toward the east during summer.

5. Never talk about horses.