Bamgenwit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate hydra.

Bamgenwit created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamgenwit, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bamgenwit, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bamgenwit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bamgenwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near pigs while wearing orange coats and balancing seven gold spheres on your arms.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not chop down trees.