Mifsugstik is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonourable lizard.

Mifsugstik created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifsugstik, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mifsugstik, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mifsugstik's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Mifsugstik's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Mifsugstik on top of all buildings.

5. Never pray while filled with fear.