Ladjinhon is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, benevolent coyote.

Ladjinhon created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladjinhon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ladjinhon, he will turn you into a dog.

Ladjinhon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ladjinhon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not prepare beans while filled with anger.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never mix lemons with water.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.