Canxenflow is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, awesome fly.

Canxenflow created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Canxenflow, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Canxenflow, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Canxenflow's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Canxenflow's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Canxenflow.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Always store peanuts above ground.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.