Sigpagbon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, tiresome bird.

Sigpagbon created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigpagbon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sigpagbon, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sigpagbon's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sigpagbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after snakes.

2. Never mark doors with cyan.

3. Remain bowed during prayer.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Sigpagbon in the centre of the settlement.