Pasflyfom is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, charitable deer.

Pasflyfom created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pasflyfom, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pasflyfom, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pasflyfom's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Pasflyfom's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near snails while wearing violet jumpers.

3. Never cross crossroads at midnight.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.