Yogquagpan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, omnipotent pig.

Yogquagpan created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogquagpan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yogquagpan, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Yogquagpan's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Yogquagpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four mites in one place.

2. Never fashion tools from stone.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.