Cabcidzen is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, calm wolf.

Cabcidzen created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabcidzen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cabcidzen, it will be very unhappy.

Cabcidzen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cabcidzen's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Put Cabcidzen first in all things.

3. Never approach mountains carrying stone.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Never eat bark.