Panrillpib is a god.

She takes the form of a large, calm hummingbird.

Panrillpib created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Panrillpib, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Panrillpib, she will turn you into a mole.

Panrillpib's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Panrillpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

3. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

4. Do not travel during spring.

5. Never think about archaea.