Tabbabpig is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, strong snail.

Tabbabpig created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabbabpig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tabbabpig, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Tabbabpig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tabbabpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in autumn.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Do not resist balance.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Do not shave your arms.