Dambothin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, ruthless camel.

Dambothin created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dambothin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dambothin, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dambothin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dambothin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven silver sculptures of Dambothin on top of important buildings.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never sprint in summer.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Pray towards the west.