Gomgudbog is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable jackal.

Gomgudbog created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomgudbog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gomgudbog, it will torture you forever.

Gomgudbog's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Gomgudbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Never allow bats to witness sacred rites.

4. Worship no other gods but Gomgudbog.

5. Do not fashion tools from nickel.