Legcipgid is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, deceitful dog.

Legcipgid created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legcipgid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Legcipgid, she will manifest in front of you.

Legcipgid's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Legcipgid's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never wear red stockings on sacred days.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Do not eat turnips.