Cararfyokcar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured gnu.

Cararfyokcar created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Cararfyokcar, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cararfyokcar, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cararfyokcar's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cararfyokcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never travel toward the west during spring.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.