Saddusspin is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, humorless hare.

Saddusspin created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saddusspin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Saddusspin, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Saddusspin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Saddusspin's Holy Commandments

1. Saddusspin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not study enzymes on holy days.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always count to seven before sleeping.

5. Never wear magenta corsets on sacred days.