Dinfitwadfasgub is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving jaguar.

Dinfitwadfasgub created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinfitwadfasgub, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dinfitwadfasgub, she will turn you into a worm.

Dinfitwadfasgub's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dinfitwadfasgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove boots before touching titanium.

2. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

3. Never gather three turtles in one place.

4. Run away from brown foxes, for they are unholy.

5. Dinfitwadfasgub loves otters, so they must be respected.