Dodnurnatbadtailspaghugweg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate hyena.

Dodnurnatbadtailspaghugweg created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodnurnatbadtailspaghugweg, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dodnurnatbadtailspaghugweg, he will destroy your favourite star.

Dodnurnatbadtailspaghugweg's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dodnurnatbadtailspaghugweg's Holy Commandments

1. Dodnurnatbadtailspaghugweg must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about gravity near nematodes while wearing blue stockings and balancing five tin spheres on your neck.

3. Put Dodnurnatbadtailspaghugweg first in all things.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not skip in public.