Cutquamvig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, boastful jackal.

Cutquamvig created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cutquamvig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cutquamvig, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cutquamvig's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cutquamvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Never mark doors with brown.