Migzakwikgab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast camel.

Migzakwikgab created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migzakwikgab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Migzakwikgab, he will turn you into a duck.

Migzakwikgab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Migzakwikgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Migzakwikgab's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never whisper while facing north.

5. Do not covet oxen.