Hivhuglit is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, astonishing hamster.

Hivhuglit created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hivhuglit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hivhuglit, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Hivhuglit's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hivhuglit's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle silicon while unclean.

2. Do not kill aardvarks.

3. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.