Gofhubzod is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless goblin.

Gofhubzod created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofhubzod, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gofhubzod, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gofhubzod's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gofhubzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sharks.

2. Never feed lots of bananas to dolphins while wearing black kilts.

3. Do not jump at mountains.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never laugh in the presence of sheep.