Quartnig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, quiet whale.

Quartnig created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartnig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quartnig, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Quartnig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Quartnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not place beans upon stone.