Genyamciss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain wyrm.

Genyamciss created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genyamciss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Genyamciss, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Genyamciss' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Genyamciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Genyamciss loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Never laugh in autumn.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.