Badkanhak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying salamander.

Badkanhak created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Badkanhak, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Badkanhak, she will turn you into a puffin.

Badkanhak's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Badkanhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place cucumbers upon stone.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Erect five nickel sculptures of Badkanhak on top of important buildings.

5. Do not resist balance.