Cubmotcim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful wombat.

Cubmotcim created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubmotcim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cubmotcim, it will not care.

Cubmotcim's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cubmotcim's Holy Commandments

1. Cubmotcim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with voles.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never wear black ear rings.