Vagcepwat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, witty dugong.

Vagcepwat created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Vagcepwat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vagcepwat, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vagcepwat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vagcepwat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never mix coconuts with water.

5. Do not listen to music.