Yogsakdit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, wise wombat.

Yogsakdit created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogsakdit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yogsakdit, it will laugh at you.

Yogsakdit's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Yogsakdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yogsakdit.

3. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.

4. Always obey Yogsakdit's priests.

5. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.