Megnutlop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy porpoise.

Megnutlop created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megnutlop, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Megnutlop, he will curse you with boils.

Megnutlop's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Megnutlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near snails while wearing gray boots and balancing eight platinum spheres on your face.

4. Never feed pineapples to moths while wearing stockings.

5. Never write about moons.