Xuctitlog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful alligator.

Xuctitlog created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuctitlog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xuctitlog, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Xuctitlog's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Xuctitlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Never feed aubergines to seals while wearing skirts.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Always help swans.

5. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.