Rilldunwan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, capable newt.

Rilldunwan created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rilldunwan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rilldunwan, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rilldunwan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Rilldunwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not gather at doors at midnight.