Largsandfumhug is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous goose.

Largsandfumhug created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largsandfumhug, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Largsandfumhug, she will not care.

Largsandfumhug's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Largsandfumhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Always share nuts with strangers, but never with mice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never record secrets.