Bamligpib Bennarzod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil butterfly.

Bamligpib Bennarzod created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bamligpib Bennarzod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bamligpib Bennarzod, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bamligpib Bennarzod's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bamligpib Bennarzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never gather four nematodes near doors.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always store garlic above ground.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.