Wiphakrill is a god.

It takes the form of a large, capable badger.

Wiphakrill created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Wiphakrill, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wiphakrill, it will turn you into a mole.

Wiphakrill's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Wiphakrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near shrews while wearing black hats and balancing four platinum spheres on your arms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing shoes.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Never allow manatees to witness sacred rites.