Stragappzed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, vain lobster.

Stragappzed created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stragappzed, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stragappzed, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stragappzed's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Stragappzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in autumn.

2. Never touch water while tainted.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Stragappzed in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.