Cid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic dragonfly.

Cid created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cid, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cid's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Cid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four moths in a large pit.

2. Do not take Cid's name in vain.

3. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

4. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near dolphins while wearing indigo boots and balancing seven silver spheres on your back.

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