Satbonfut is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, impressive fly.

Satbonfut created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Satbonfut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Satbonfut, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Satbonfut's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Satbonfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near sharks.

2. Always count to eight before sleeping.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

4. Always treat cats with great respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.