Badontwodbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, witty coyote.

Badontwodbarn created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badontwodbarn, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Badontwodbarn, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Badontwodbarn's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Badontwodbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.