Logmotdud is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful shrew.

Logmotdud created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Logmotdud, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Logmotdud, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Logmotdud's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Logmotdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow sheep to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not keep nine voles in a large pit.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.