Gunnegdod is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, able sheep.

Gunnegdod created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunnegdod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gunnegdod, he will remove you from existence.

Gunnegdod's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gunnegdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never gather seven cats near towers.

5. Always help sick rats.