Wod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil pig.

Wod created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wod, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wod, he will make you grow a tail.

Wod's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Wod's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Always help dogs.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Feed all hungry mites.