Bugkikleg Venstipfut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical whale.

Bugkikleg Venstipfut created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bugkikleg Venstipfut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bugkikleg Venstipfut, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bugkikleg Venstipfut's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bugkikleg Venstipfut's Holy Commandments

1. Bugkikleg Venstipfut must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not prepare apples while filled with fear.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Never whisper while facing south.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.